A Ministry-Approved Christmas

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Dear Sir/ Madam

I am writing to you on behalf of the Ministry of Magic, to wish you a most pleasant and orderly Christmas. We hear at the Ministry want everyone to have an enjoyable time throughout this holiday season, as so we have issued a list of guidelines to ensure a safe and worry-free christmas is enjoyed by all:

Ensure no Christmas decorations are placed within 5 feet of all exists as this could case an obstruction in an emergency.

Each lit candle must be accompanied by a 12 litre bucket of water.

No carols are to be sung after 8pm as to avoid excessive noise levels.

… and be sure not to exceed Ministry approved recommended allowance of servings of sprouts.

Please familiarise yourself with not just these rules, but also with the additional guidelines laid out in the 17 page document enclosed with this letter.

And then… Have yourself a Ministry-Approved Christmas.

Yours Faithfully,
Junior Assistant to the Minister of Magic,
Pecry Weasley